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The Devil and his Evil mist

'Aren't you proud to be the first prisoner on environment-friendly energy,'

Eyeballs on chair - 'I'm afraid your blindness does not entitle you to Incapacity Benefit.'

"I'm not sure elephants do never forget. We keep voting for the same corrupt and incompetent politicians."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Support the Ex-Troops

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Pretty Flowers

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Torturing the English Language

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Dog Walking Services

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"