Satirical Comic Enthusiast Mugs

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Pied piper sheep leads businessmen off the cliff.

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

"I told you we should have voted for Clinton."

Tories and the NHS

'Why do I go out with a short, fat, bald guy like you? Well for one thing, you make me look good.'

"It's gutsy and bold, and frankly, I like it. But polls indicate the market isn't quite ready for human sacrifices."

"I think you're taking the Prime Ministers blatant lies out of context."

"Everybody's noticed a change in you, Boss... the flowers, your thoughtful acts of kindness, words of encouragement, and all those hush-hush personal phone calls... YOU RASCAL! You're under investigation again, aren't you?"

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

'U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!' - 'U.S. Aid! U.S. Aid! U.S. Aid!'

'Typical! Asks for a divorce rather than reaching out and grabbing a divorce by the horns!'

'Isn't it amazing that this piece of machinery can keep you alive forever...at $300 an hour!'

'That patient's got twelve personalities. Send the bill 'to whom it may concern.''

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"By the way...there's a 'kiss my ass' casserole on the counter!"

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Boss, what do you mean you're "preparing for the widening of the gap between rich and poor"? Congress is about to force every poor person who wants to claim the earned income credit to endure an IRS audit first. The working poor can't afford lawyers, and they're too busy cobbling together a living from multiple jobs and gigs to do all the paperwork, so ... ipso facto ... I'm not exactly sure how, but I have faith that the money they'll be too scared to claim is going to end up in my pocket. He's

After Six Years of Pain, Two Months of Glory

Addicted to Oil

What Bush's Torture Memos Can Do For You

Chet's Upward Mobility Clinic

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Support the Ex-Troops

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Pretty Flowers

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Torturing the English Language

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'