Satirical Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'What's your money doing on the Virgin Islands?'

"I wish I had a salary that disgusted people."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'It's a thin dividing line,Johnson. Let's just ignore it.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Restaurant - Free lunch!* *plus $29.95 service charge for shipping and handling.

"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."

No 1 in a series of unlikely events: "Social work is such a meaningful worthwhile work that I've decided to give up my lucrative law practise to join you!"

All Government Employees Must Wash Their Hands Of All Responsibility Before Returning To Work.

'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

"Hey, we're sheep. Everything seems like a good idea."

'Mess yourself up a little -- the key to this business is authenticity.'

Society for Asking Stupid Questions

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

"Sure, the flat tax will inflict terrible hardship on the poor, but it's a great incentive for everyone to become a millionaire."

"Of course nobody needs one, that's why I called the advertising people in."

'We don't call it torture anymore - it's occupational therapy!'

'I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here.'

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'

"Everything looks fuzzy through these."

The pharmaceutical industry

"No, equal pay doesn't mean you'll be getting the same as me."

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

'So how long have you had this tendency to self-harm?'

"I'd run it by legal myself, but they have a restraining order against me."

Make him take about 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!

"We don't pay very much. We don't work very much either."

Post Office vs Library - Which Will Close First?

'Morning after pillock.'

North Korea tests nuclear weapon.

"It's alright for you lot, you're only aristos - I'm an accountant."

"Of course if you weren't PREPARED to do any unpaid OVERTIME to HELP the company then of course your lack of MOTIVATION and AMBITION wouldn't affect your career prospects...That wouldn't be fair of us WOULD IT?"

NHS spends ?989 million on management consulatants