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"...No we don't have any problems with bullies."

"- As we can see, the market for green mountains has grown a lot in recent months..."

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

Angry fat cat with cigar.

'Forget it son ... these guys might look fat and juicy but they have a rotten taste ... they're Bankers!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Crap from the future.

Trump Poutine

Nun Fight.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trappist Monk Discord

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'What does it say, Dad?'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'More government surveillance!'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'