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"Sure I can fix the holes...but I didn't think you'd be going near Iraq."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Life is for the birds.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Crap from the future.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Cord cutter

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Trappist Monk Discord

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Trump Poutine

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What does it say, Dad?'

"She's a miniature."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'More government surveillance!'

"It's trickle down."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'