Satirical Humor Enjoyers Gifts

"Sure I can fix the holes...but I didn't think you'd be going near Iraq."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Life is for the birds.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Crap from the future.

Cord cutter

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Trappist Monk Discord

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trump Poutine

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What does it say, Dad?'

"She's a miniature."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'More government surveillance!'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'