Satirical Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'I think we should have a word with Bob about his sales technique.'

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

Back to school - Knife shop.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

My other car is environmentally friendly.

"We have a new policy - we just ask you how much money you have."

'Loved you as Moses... NRA Spokesman, not so much.'

"I'm sorry, guys...I guess you'll have to start saving for that college bribe money!"

'For the right price, I could find a way to make bribes deductible.'

"They don't pay us enough to find the cure for inflation."

'Due to more government cuts, they were asked to supply their own uniforms.'

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Infographic Finger.

Tokyo gets Olympic games in 2020. . . but the Fukushima nuclear leak is not resolved yet.

'To get out of Games you have to bring a note. I always bring a £10 one...'

"A dark night of the soul? I had one of those once! OK, here's what you do: book passage on a Caribbean cruise, buy a new car and a couple gazillion-inch TVs. As I recall, that pretty much took care of mine!"

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

"In an effort to improve building security, you will no longer be allowed to work inside the building."

'With my diet program, you can start losing weight right now - give me all your money!'

Disgraceland - Elvis lying dead by the toilet.

US-Iraq Inaugurals.

All the traffic in the world backed up today...

'Times are tough, man. I lost my job, my house, and the state took away my kids. Hey, have you seen the size of my new television, though?'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

G. BarnDollar: Bought at 7,600. . . Sold at 16,500.

"All diet books, 69 cents a pound."

"There's only three episodes. It's the glacier melting live channel."

"Truth in advertising."

Your Weight dnd Date of Your Death

"Not the best motivational statement I've ever seen!"

"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"I can get a GED for free?. . . I don't care. . . I'm doing okay."

'Thank goodness we live in the golden age of inequality.'

"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."