Satirical Comic Enthusiasts Gifts

Paris clean up before Olympics

Hollywood Sign Developers

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Life is for the birds.

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"She's a miniature."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

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'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Standard & Poor

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'Who's the new guy?'

"It's trickle down."

"Neversource"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Snap out of it.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'