Satirical Comic Enthusiasts Gifts

Paris clean up before Olympics

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Life is for the birds.

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"She's a miniature."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

Standard & Poor

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Neversource"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Snap out of it.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'