Satirical Humor Admirers Gifts

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night, will ever stop the US Postal Service...from raising rates.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Life is for the birds.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Trappist Monk Discord

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"She's a miniature."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Standard & Poor

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's trickle down."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Hot Tub Frosty

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

In my day, they didn

"Neversource"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."