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'Neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night, will ever stop the US Postal Service...from raising rates.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Life is for the birds.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Trappist Monk Discord

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'What does it say, Dad?'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"She's a miniature."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Standard & Poor

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's trickle down."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Hot Tub Frosty

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Neversource"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'