Lovers Of Satirical Humor Pillows

"We're closing this department and replacing you with a mobile dating app."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Life is for the birds.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

U of Debt

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Crap from the future.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"She wishes to range free!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"She's a miniature."

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Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Police film evidence

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'