Satire Admirers Pillows

Signwriter doesn't take his own advice to beware.

"Worse than a cold. It's a common cold."

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'It must be some kind of Government project.'

Your gallstones polished & mounted.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

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Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

...Oh, you're also lost in the jungle?

"You gonna be nice to me Governor Gretchen so I don't have to kill people in Michigan?"

Rushmore Island.

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

Hangman target.

Will make Shepherds Sore Afraid for Food

Statues have been removed die to steroid use by heroes.'

Pawn and Porn Shops.

"Could we just run that again with a more dramatic pause before sentencing?"

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Pool on a billiards table using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Pool balls

'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'

"Do forgive me, sir. I've been seeing too much gratuitous violence on TV."

"You should run for president."

"Christmas is cancelled."

"Not a scenic view"

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

'I appear to have upset the animal rights lobby.'

'And what kind of eyes did your attacker have?'

For years he had enjoyed the good life at the royal court, until one day, Prince Frederick of Norway pointed out that there was, in fact, no such title as the Grand Duke of Funkadelia.

'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.'

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

'Look, the sign clearly says value hall of mirrors.'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

Lesser known greek gods,

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