Satire Appreciators Pillows

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

'Monarchy under fire': 'This royal throne of kings, this sceptic Isle!'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"Just a 'K', my Lord. Do we interpret this as an act of war?"

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

Educational Review.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'When you say I made the cut, is that a good thing or a bad thing?'

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

'You've been good and loyal staff but unfortunately my unemployment benefit's been stopped so I am going to have to let you go.'

"Zombies! The worst kind ..."

"That's Jake, Bethany, Stuart, and at the end their imaginary dad."

Peanut Allergy Unwanted Criminal

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Kings do not trim bangs."

"We could always adopt, like, 50 little bunnies from Asia."

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Forbidden Vegetable

"I'm simply responding to the profound concerns raised directly by my constituents..."

Little Free Conspiracy Theories

"They're so like us."

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Screen Addiction at the Funeral

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

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