Satirical Humor Appreciator Mugs

"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."

"What if this whole jumping off the cliff thing is nothing but a myth?"

'That's why he makes the big bucks.'

"Remember when they couldn't do this sort of thing to you?"

'And this is uncle James... Bit of a disappointment really. He only left a paltry four million in his will. '

Abuser friendly. Just point and click.

Deselection Box

"According to your online sales profile, the meaning of life for yours conspicuous consumption."

'Could I interest you in buying a raffle ticket to the pro-gun lobbyists' ball?'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Petrol prices.

Policeman's Brain.

"I wish you'd stop complaining Mr. Jones. You know not everyone is fortunate enough to be able to afford private health care like you."

"This is Dr. Frogwart, he'll be advising you ironically about your need to lose weight."

Playing With Peace

"...you have done humanity the inestimable favor of not procreating."

Walmart finally breaks into French market

"Jesus can walk on water. Well, I can walk on melons. And melons are 97% water. So I am 97% Jesus."

"Want to join our new movement representing catholics who aren't involved in new movements?"

'I called up my own reserve unit by mistake!'

'No Money No Servce.'

'You know Alf the very worry of a triple dip recession is keeping me awake at night.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Read your own obituary page!'

"Danger!! Do not feed or put your hands through the bars."

"The copper bracelet therapy didn't alleviate my pain, but the diamond and sapphire bracelet therapy is doing wonders."

"Oh I'm sorry... This severed head has a man-bun, and I'm gluten intolerant."

Unconditional Surrender

American Exceptionalism: Pandemic Edition

"This 'No Child Left Behind' is killing my back."

"Nice talking to you, Al!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.