Ironic Humor Admirer Mugs

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'Oh my god!'

"I hate racist foreigners."

Smokers hiding.

The uncomfortable staff lounge.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"Look! No hands!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Winter Weather.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"You are still here."

The Hammer

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Where Are They Now?'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Crime in bookshop

Anti-inflammation recipes

Men Working Things Out

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I'll have dessert first."