Ironic Humor Admirer Gifts

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'Oh my god!'

"I hate racist foreigners."

What kind of example are you setting for me by drinking that beer, Lance? I'm demonstrating how to not spill any on one's shirt.

Smokers hiding.

The uncomfortable staff lounge.

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"Look! No hands!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Winter Weather.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"You are still here."

The Hammer

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Where Are They Now?'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Crime in bookshop

Men Working Things Out

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."