Ironic Joke Admirer Gifts

"Would you mind cooking my calamari a bit longer?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Every class has one. . .

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Crime in bookshop

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'