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Awkward Moments In The Insect World

"Doctor! My husband says he thinks my funny bone is broken. Do I need to have it plastered?"

"Doctor, why am I so ugly and why does everyone hate me?" "I don't know, why are you so ugly and why does everyone hate you? Oh, sorry. I thought you were telling a joke."

"Why do they do that?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Moses' Tablet

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Eat me"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Cow's straw

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat Burglar

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Clown's Comedy Fart.

What's an Imax cave?

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

On the brink.