Joke Enthusiast Gifts

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Angina, I've already had that. Can't I have something else?"

'Joking or non-joking?'

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'I'm going to begin with a joke so we can get the humor out of the way.'

'Our CFO isn't available. He left the company to join the Witness Protection Program.'

'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'

"An elephant is like a brush."

'You're looking well.'

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

"It's all roadkill, and never a word about the chickens who get to the other side!"

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'Why you should always stick to the script.'

April Fool's Day.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'My goodness, Mr. Grtptzsk -- how long has it been since you had a vowel movement?'

"You're self-assessment form is a joke!"

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

'I feel a joke coming on...'

'Can I get an order of fries with that?'

What Dads Are Made of,,,

'So that's where he gets his jokes from!'

'I've had him sectioned under the Mental Health Act.'

"I don't think it's anything serious"

'I want a campaign that will fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people all the time.'

'Did I startle you?'

'Do you honestly expect this court to believe, Mr. Chicken, that your only reason for crossing the road, on the night in question, was to get to the other side?'

"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Audience given prompt to laugh: 'I don't think it's funny either - Now laugh!'

Laughter Therapy.

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Man getting screwed by another man