Joking Enthusiast Gifts

'When you said you were big in the trouser department,I thought...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Why do they do that?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Selling lemon latt�

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cariactures

Do Not Resuscitate

'Cannonball!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Here and There Trays