Jokes Enthusiast Gifts

"I want a very moist angel food cake with an extra tight hole..."

"They're not laughing at me anymore. They're laughing WITH me."

'Lion!'

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

"Why do they do that?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Amateurs."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I cross the road to forget."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Every class has one. . .