Joking Enthusiast Pillows

'When you said you were big in the trouser department,I thought...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Why do they do that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Do Not Resuscitate

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Selling lemon latt�

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays