Practical Joking Enthusiast Pillows

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'