Practical Joking Pillows

Kick me

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Get crazy once in a while

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Clown Wife

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Pesky students.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.