Practical Joking Gifts

Kick me

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Candid Camera store.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Get crazy once in a while

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Pesky students.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Clown Wife

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'