Practical Jokes Gifts

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

'Help's on the way, Billy! For God's sake, keep sucking!'

The Dangers of Golf.

Kick me.

This end up - You idiot.

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

Scientific Research Centre Practical Jokes

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Are you the technician's assistant responsible for this X-ray?'

'Watch the dog. I'm going to do my can opener impression.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Which one of you jokers sent the new lad out to buy a left-handed spanner?'

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)

"...and so we bid farewell to one of our best loved theatrical agents..."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'OK everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all windows, except one!'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'All we need is something that dissolves superglue.'

'No, I'm not part of an elaborate kickback scheme.'

Boardroom cream pies.

"The computer's acting funny."

Prostate examination

"Who put Mom's Cactus in Middy's litter tray?"

"She's always been able to make me laugh."

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper."

Dog prank

Boy and Mother Play Practical Joke on Verger

Travel Agency, Let us plan your next trip

'Football school pranks'

"I can't see a thing with these stupid glasses!"

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

That comedy mask really works on the new recruits!

Vampire practical jokes.

'Hey, pass the word, Rex has the barking shock collar on again! Barking frenzy time!'