Practical Joke Lovers Gifts

Jesus the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"The hyenas started it."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Doggone

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Your lobster was off!

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Candid Camera store.

Vegetarian Birds

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'