Practical Joke Fan Gifts

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Shampoo.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Candid Camera store.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Clown Wife

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine