Joke Fan Gifts

'There!...NOW do you believe the phone's engaged?!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Shampoo.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Eat me"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

The Snooze Bar.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."