Joke Fanatic Gifts

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

"Why do they do that?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"