Comedy Fanatic Gifts

Scaring the hunter.

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Stage hand has cigars ready.

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

Old lady trapped between shopping trolleys.

'...on second thought, maybe you're right...'

'It's ok! He's just practicing for his next movie role...'

"Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy?"

"The patient you're treating for chronic shoplifting is here."

My Big, Fat, Tipsy Gelding . . .

Ronnie Barker

"Who's been a naughty boy then?"

The 3 Stooges of Man

'She tried to become famous on TV, but it was a total disaster - that's how she became so famous.'

Larry, Curly and Mo Hican. The last of the stooges.

"Wow, I finally won the lottery!"

'You're in a red state now, pal!'

House Clearance co.

Sleeping dummy.

John Laurie

Stephen Harper at the Improv.

'Wow! My whole life just passed before me.'

Spider in the theatre.

Checking Accounts. She recommended that next time I get clouds on my scenic checks since they never clear.

"If the truth be known there are a few of us that ought to be harpooned."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Jeffrey Tambor

Pet Shop Going Out Of Business

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."