Comic Fanatic Gifts

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

Why did your girlfriend break up with you? She said we weren't right together. There was nothing I could do about it. Did you try saying please? What? If you really want something, it helps to say please. Then fall down and do a fake cry and blame your little brother. Go on. I'm listening.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty-Four

Jim Carrey,

Captain Pointy No.35 - Boy, those steroids were powerful

"I've told you before - you read far too many comic hooks."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing