Comic Strip Fanatic Gifts

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

Waiter, where's my fake bowl of soup with the fake fly in it? I'm sorry sir, but our comic-strip prop man called in sick today?

You're a disgrace to your profession, counselor. Oh, yeah? Well, it just so happens that my real profession is that of an actor in a comic strip. We use actual courtrooms just for the sake of gritty realism. It's actually a tribute to my thespian skills that I've convinced you that I'm really a lousy lawyer.

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 33

The Red Cat: Flying Start/Cream Teaze/Rule of Thumb.

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

"I find her remarkably attractive."

"Rehire the person who used to water the plants before the layoffs!"

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

They're Not Just That Into It

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Iliadette.

"Bless You."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The prying mantis,

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'