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"I can't put it down! The characters are so richly developed!"

A woman answers the door to find Death and she turns to her husband and says - 'Honey, I think it's for you...'

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

Five sins or less...

'Stupid lethal injections!'

'He hasn't done anything yet, but keep an eye on him.'

'The smart bombs are getting too smart!'

'Behind the wheel, Dr Jekyll is a totally different personality.'

"I'm not sure what you're insinuating here Mrs. Collins, but we hired Ms. Tiffany here based on assets applicable to the job."

"Thanks for coming. It's probably nothing."

"You're lucky. The bed shortage was really bad last week."

Captain Pointy No.50 - Panic Attackman - Help! Slug stampede! We're all doomed!

The Red Cat: Draught Dodger/How the Red Cat Sees the Garden/Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If I had a dead mouse, I'd give it to you.

If I may paraphrase an old saying, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to urinate like racehorses." ! !

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Darlene! Wanna have lunch sometime? I'm having lunch now. I meant with me. Rudy

Do not tap on glass. I guess that's why not.

Are you ok, Rudy? Yes. Fine. Just a flu I can't shake. Probiotics. You should be taking probiotics. And barnacles. Wait

Let me know when happy hour is over. I can only maintain this level of hilarity for so long.

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. As soon as the ruling came down, my husband Larry left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The Supreme Court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

I work for a nonprofit organization. Me, too. I appear in a comic strip.

Endless Love

Harry Potter goes retro. Wizard of Id. Happy 50th to the Wizard of Id!

"My word, that Garfield is one brainless #!@*% cat."

Sup, B? 'Sup? You da man. No you da man. Wasaaaaap? Wazzaaaap? BOO-YA! Chill out. Let's bounce, I gotta get fifty bones from the ATM. I can dig it. Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round. Aiit, my bad, home skillet.

Rudy, your fellow employees are complaining about your body odor. I'm your only employee. You reek of asbestos. Do you have some sort of disorder that makes you reek of asbestos? The health department wouldn

Actually, it's not the tequila talking, it's the beer. It's a cute little ventriloquism act they worked up together. ? ?

Rudy, it's come to my attention you've made peace with Mrs. Cohen. I did. After twelve years of feuding, we've finally put our differences behind us. I see. One question, Rudy. What's that, boss? Should I fire you before I sue you, or vice versa? Before, I gue - wait, what? "What?" indeed. To be continued ...

"Oh, I have papers - I can't read them - but I have papers."

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Mohammed Wins a Medal