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"I can't put it down! The characters are so richly developed!"

"Thanks for coming. It's probably nothing."

"I'm not sure what you're insinuating here Mrs. Collins, but we hired Ms. Tiffany here based on assets applicable to the job."

Five sins or less...

"You're lucky. The bed shortage was really bad last week."

'The smart bombs are getting too smart!'

The Red Cat: Draught Dodger/How the Red Cat Sees the Garden/Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If I had a dead mouse, I'd give it to you.

'He hasn't done anything yet, but keep an eye on him.'

A woman answers the door to find Death and she turns to her husband and says - 'Honey, I think it's for you...'

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

'Stupid lethal injections!'

Captain Pointy No.50 - Panic Attackman - Help! Slug stampede! We're all doomed!

'Behind the wheel, Dr Jekyll is a totally different personality.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"My word, that Garfield is one brainless #!@*% cat."

"Oh, I have papers - I can't read them - but I have papers."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Rooster Little: "The sky is falling! The sky is — Whoa. Check out the chicken breasts on that hen..."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

"Never Mind"

"Carmen, do you feel like life is passing us by?"

Three blind men...

'Nothing excites me like the thrill of big gam hunting.'

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

Fly Football

Dog brings the newspaper to it's master, then read the comics section.

Little Women.

Raoul forgot that Pete was a body-builder!