Comic Strip Enjoyer Gifts

'I warned you about sunbathing!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

They're Not Just That Into It

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Fly Football

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!