Comic Strip Enjoyer Mugs

'I warned you about sunbathing!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Grace For Flies

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."