Comic Strip Lover Mugs

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

Since cutting their market research budget management had to find alternative ways of planning their marketing strategy.

"Okay, calm down. That's not whistling. They're wheezing."

'Now don't go out if it's windy.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"I believe they're a debt collection agency."

"I'm sorry, but we've traced the negative influence back to you."

"The tests show you have an overactive grumpy gene."

'The nurse broke the other one when I tried to get fresh with her.'

Quality Control

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

"I came as quickly as I could."

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"You're what we call 'in de Nile.'

"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"Alright nurse, send him in but this better be a matter of life and death!"

Humour research Project

Copy Machine Reproduces Men

'Household water use'

"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"You've got nine lives? Well then, you're going to need nine life insurance policies!"

'Does your majesty want fries with that'

'You're my hero! Course, my dad says your willingness to save anyone at no cost perpetuates the pervasive, liberal welfare-state culture.'

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

"If only petrol for my jetski was cheaper."

'I hold my husband responsible-he ducked!'

Fish verses bird perspective.

'Sorry, we don't treat stab wounds.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'