Comic Strip Lovers Mugs

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

Lady Godiva - the first scantily clad advertising model.

That's what I call value.

Weight watchers

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Prisoners.

The Grim Reaper

"Actually Daddy's message isn't the kind that I can slide under the door!"

Captain Pointy No.11 - 'Only got minutes to live'

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'The trouble with him having a pet turtle is we'll never get home in time for dinner.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

You could meet him on the 23rd - that's the day your electronic tag comes off.

HEY!

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Gunfight at the OK Coral

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Holiday Gift Return

The Taliban Imposter

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

Failure is TOO an option! ?

"Pok

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What is your input on the Fly? - Daniel** **Send your questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com. Mumble. Translation. Did someone say flu?!

Comic Character Job Fair. I turned down an offer to appear in an editorial cartoon. I didn't want to be drawn into an argument.