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Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

Lady Godiva - the first scantily clad advertising model.

Weight watchers

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Prisoners.

The Grim Reaper

"Actually Daddy's message isn't the kind that I can slide under the door!"

Captain Pointy No.11 - 'Only got minutes to live'

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'The trouble with him having a pet turtle is we'll never get home in time for dinner.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

You could meet him on the 23rd - that's the day your electronic tag comes off.

HEY!

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Gunfight at the OK Coral

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Holiday Gift Return

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'I turned down the job as hall monitor - no benefits.'

"I'm sure someone will find us endearing."

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

'Stampede!!'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'Your forehead and your neck are now only two inches apart.'

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'