Comic Strip Enjoyers Pillows

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

They're Not Just That Into It

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Iliadette.

The prying mantis,

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bless You."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Exciting potato bugs.