Comic Strip Enthusiast Pillows

The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?

"We need a little more collateral than, 'cross my heart and wish to die.'"

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'I would caution against long-term investments.'

Social Security Administration: 'Sorry, closed for reform.'

I.R.S. - Due to our outsourcing any tax questions will be answered by the Rajeev-Chandri Tax agency of Bombay, India

Dennis',Peanuts'creators dead

Fat lady with sprained ankle has crutch under one breast.

"Bloody Hell Famine! Was that your stomach?"

You can begin... I'm on hold.

'When does the groundskeeper get back from vacation?'

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

'I love peanuts!'

'I've had that dream again about going on a journey - but my breasts and thighs are going to different places.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'Welcome to hell...and here to make you feel at home, is your ex-wife!'

"So....been here long?"

Batman getting the subway

'The Food Chain Gang.'

Santa parks his sleigh on the rough side of town.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

"He's been taking anabolic steroids."

'I want to see the prison dentist... you've been giving me too much crusty-bread and not enough water!'

'Caption balloons for sale! Only $8.95 each. Great gift idea. A real bargain! Buy 4 get one free. How about if I throw in a thought bubble at no extra cost?'

Draw!

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"Trump's looking a little 'tired' these days..."

People. Dagwood Bumstead is People Magazine's sexiest male comic strip character alive? I smell a fix!!!

Have you ever broken up a marriage, Randy? Never. Married people are often bored out of their minds, and any hint of illicit adventure is enough to make them feel like they

I don't want to see other women, Gloria. I just want to see other comic strip women. There's a difference. The worst thing you could expect would be for me to come home with ink on my collar. ??

Do you believe in global warming? No, because it snowed last winter. The whole thing's a hoax. Just like the so-called "moon landing". I can't do this. I'm telling you, respecting different opinion triples your dating pool. I'm not that good a swimmer. Maybe a big pool's a bad idea.

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."