Comic Strip Enthusiast Pillows

The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?

"We need a little more collateral than, 'cross my heart and wish to die.'"

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'I would caution against long-term investments.'

I.R.S. - Due to our outsourcing any tax questions will be answered by the Rajeev-Chandri Tax agency of Bombay, India

Social Security Administration: 'Sorry, closed for reform.'

"Bloody Hell Famine! Was that your stomach?"

Fat lady with sprained ankle has crutch under one breast.

You can begin... I'm on hold.

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

'When does the groundskeeper get back from vacation?'

Batman getting the subway

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

'I want to see the prison dentist... you've been giving me too much crusty-bread and not enough water!'

Santa parks his sleigh on the rough side of town.

"So....been here long?"

'The Food Chain Gang.'

"He's been taking anabolic steroids."

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

'Caption balloons for sale! Only $8.95 each. Great gift idea. A real bargain! Buy 4 get one free. How about if I throw in a thought bubble at no extra cost?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Draw!

'I've had that dream again about going on a journey - but my breasts and thighs are going to different places.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'Welcome to hell...and here to make you feel at home, is your ex-wife!'

"Now, don't feel bad if the people in the drugstore look at you funny when you hand them this prescription."

"Joe, I want out."

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

"Trump's looking a little 'tired' these days..."

"You spell just like you did when you were in fifth grade."

"Time's up, honey."