Comic Strip Aficionados Pillows

"So who's the boring old prophet of doom now?"

"Hey! These are still good!!"

A chicken blows a bubble

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

Bird swallowed cat.

Covid Mummy

Grace For Flies

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

The prying mantis,

"Bless You."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Amateurs."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"