Comic Strip Fanatic Mugs

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

"Great location. Let's check it out."

The Red Cat: Flying Start/Cream Teaze/Rule of Thumb.

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

"I find her remarkably attractive."

"Rehire the person who used to water the plants before the layoffs!"

Grace For Flies

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Iliadette.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

The prying mantis,

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Bless You."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'