Comic Strip Devotee Mugs

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

The Lavender Dot - Part Six

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

They're Not Just That Into It

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Support group for sheep.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Iliadette.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bless You."

The prying mantis,

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Exciting potato bugs.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."