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Mr. Punch riding a dog

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

They're Not Just That Into It

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

The prying mantis,

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bless You."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Amateurs."

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Exciting potato bugs.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"