Comic Fanatic Pillows

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

Captain Pointy No.35 - Boy, those steroids were powerful

"I've told you before - you read far too many comic hooks."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Grace For Flies

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Early photobombing

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Fish hunting for men.