Comic Fans Pillows

The next few years would be very litigious,

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Why do you have to have a career? -- I don't have a career!'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

A bee reads a horror story.

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'Sorry to bother you, but, do you know how to get bloodstains out of a cotton shirt?'

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

'I can't play today -- Dad grounded me for obstruction of justice.'

Love or Confusion?

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

'What I like about working for Castle.com is the long term stability.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

One day Adrian realized that he had perfected being a duck and it was time to learn something new. Becoming a predator seemed like a good idea.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

VOODOO lite

A man spies on a woman bathing in the river.

"This isn't what I had in mind! I thought being an adult meant my very own sports car, a huge mansion, endless trips to the arcade!"

"Bloody hell, Famine! Was that your tummy?!"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"Why fly south?"

Hydrant Dreams

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"It covers up all the debt."

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."