Cartoon Fanatic Pillows

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

'Subscribing to Sesame Street on cable doesn't really count as a literacy program.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

When dinosaurs ruled the earth.

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

'This is a hijack.'

'How could he say there's nothing wrong with me when I've given him the best symptoms of my life!'

"Policing's not what it was..."

"Pssst? Want some grass?"

'Okay, new plan: Let's try being men.'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Oh, no – The pets found out she's a vet and are asking for free medical advice.

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

Prisoner shooting arrows at cellmate with arrow shirt

Ostrich with head in the ground. Head coming out of another hole looking back it itself.

'I like to give them plenty of slack before I set the hook.'

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

Elephant with bird footprints.

No jay walking.

"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."

"Youff!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but that's a fine-looking bad of flies you have there."

"I'm here only due to a case of identity theft!"

One giant bark for dogkind.

'George is much older than me. When he was 6 I was only half his age...'

"No thanks - I choked to death on one of those."

'You yellow bellied pansy!'

"Take it back."

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"