Cartoon Fanatic Pillows

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

'Subscribing to Sesame Street on cable doesn't really count as a literacy program.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

When dinosaurs ruled the earth.

No jay walking.

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

'How could he say there's nothing wrong with me when I've given him the best symptoms of my life!'

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

'Okay, new plan: Let's try being men.'

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

'I like to give them plenty of slack before I set the hook.'

Prisoner shooting arrows at cellmate with arrow shirt

'This is a hijack.'

Ostrich with head in the ground. Head coming out of another hole looking back it itself.

Elephant with bird footprints.

"Policing's not what it was..."

"Pssst? Want some grass?"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"

"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."

"Youff!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I hear you've been putting your paws on people."

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but that's a fine-looking bad of flies you have there."

"No thanks - I choked to death on one of those."

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Here's your harp."

Partygate Met Police Enquiry - If it walks like a duck.

"There's more legroom up here."