Comedy Cartoon Fanatics Pillows

"You're home early."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Puss in cement boots"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Plum jam...

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Child hooking into a television

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?