Comedy Cartoon Fanatics Gifts

"You're home early."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Puss in cement boots"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

Plum jam...

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Child hooking into a television

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"